So the Ukraine crisis has taken a turn for the worst over the last couple of days. What – if anything – can the EU do to make Putin listen?

See if you can do better than Ashton, Sikorski and Bildt in the new Crimea Crisis Response Generator (based on the earlier Ashton Sentence Generator and Euromaidan Generator).

This time there is a political point, and some political vs. economic ethics within the generator (motivated by this)…