Time until Theresa May triggers Article 50 (announced it will be 29th March – we think it is to be 1130 BST / 1230 CET)

Time until the UK crashes out of the European Union

Time since polls closed in the UK’s EU Referendum

Time since Theresa May became UK Prime Minister

This is all getting too real. So for now enjoy Europe “The Final Countdown” – it’ll put you in a better mood about the whole thing. I’m sure. At least their hairstyles.

“We’re leaving together,
But still it’s farewell
And maybe we’ll come back
To earth, who can tell?
I guess there is no one to blame
We’re leaving ground (leaving ground)
Will things ever be the same again?”

[UPDATE 20.3.17, 1850]
This post has caused some anguished reactions from friends of mine on Facebook. So to make you feel better, here’s a further clock:

Time until Jon can get a German passport to insure himself against Brexit (note it’s longer than the ones above – feeling better now?)